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How embarrasing

I am talking to a man about something at Walmart and I dug into my coat pocket

I was going for my chapstick
which looked like this

and I pulled out this

and started putting it on my lips

My chapstick felt like plastic
 and the guy looked at me with a very seriously bizarre look and kept talking
I just laughed(and talked to myself)
and walked away.
Totally forgot what we were talking about
NICE!